When is an apple not an apple?
When it is a pineapple!
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas Tree?
What do you call a fat pineapple?
A pineapple chunk!
Why did the pineapple stop in the middle of the road?
Because it ran out of juice!
What do you get if you mix a Christmas Tree and an Ipad?
What did the salad say to the pineapple?
Lettuce be friends!
What do you get if you cross a pig and a pineapple?